Sunday, July 31, 2016

The Euromaidan Plot

By now it ought to be clear the west is  attempting to encircle Russia by means of a series of color revolutions.

Let me explain. It is quite clear that the Orange Revolution, the Rose Revolution and Euromaidan were all CIA plots to bring NATO up to Russia's borders.  It is also well known the Kremlin believes that NATO, the CIA and the USA did all of these things in order to break Russia so it can steal our resources (as if ordinary Russians could tell the difference from now).

So, if we just stick to Ukraine and Euromaidan and explore this argument a little bit further we can see that the USA was engaged in a massive secret intelligence operation within Ukraine both before, during and after Euromaidan. This operation involved at least many, many millions of dollars and dozens, if not hundreds of people.

How would the CIA have made Euromaidan happen?

It required this money to be distributed. It required phone calls. It required people, lots and lots of people. People to tell the "nazis" when to turn up and protest against Yanukovych's "legitimate" government.  People to pay them to do that. People to provide them with weapons (dustbin lids and bike helmets).  People to control them during the protest and take orders from the State Department so the protests matched unpredictable political events.  The list goes on.

It also required money to buy sniper's rifles only Russia uses. It required money to pay men to willing to use them to shoot unarmed protesters to just make Russia look bad. It required phone calls, e-mails, bank accounts, internet chat records and so on to arrange all these devious events.  It required agents to find men willing to do that. It required command and control to tell them when to fire. From where to fire. To make them disappear from the scene of the murders without a trace since the crime.

Furthermore, like the Rose Revolution, the heartless bastards decided to do it in winter so the defenders of the legitimate government could soak them with water cannon.

In short, it required an operation that had a massive footprint. The probability of such an operation only being run by people disciplined and skilful enough to keep it entirely secret is miniscule. The probability it could also be run by a massive group of people so sociopathic as to not have a single member of the group with a conscious that would be guilted into leaking details of it is also miniscule. The probably of both events taking place together is ludicrous to even consider.

What would the effect of exposing the USA's creation of Euromaidan be?

Now, I would like you to imagine what the effect on the USA's standing in Europe (nevermind the rest of the world) would be if it were to become generally accepted by the democratically elected governments of Europe that all of the the CIA's actions above were proved beyond a reasonable doubt.  Imagine if as much evidence existed for this as exists for direct Russian military involvement in the war in Eastern Ukraine.  Imagine how The Guardian would love to break that story.

This would, quite simply, be a devastating blow for the United States from which it would not recover in 100 years.  The country would have directly subverted a legitimate government and murdered dozens of innocent people doing it all in the furtherance of a longer term goal of doing the same to Russia on a larger scale in furtherance of the largest theft of another state's resources in history. More to the point, it would have done it in Europe, not some far off place no one cares about and it would have done it in the 21st Century.  You could imagine that the GOP would have the dirt to impeach and imprison Obama and Hillary and would gleefully do so.  It would end a presidency overnight, destroy a political party and the reputation of a super power. It would be one of the most significant geo-political events in the 21st century.

It would also likely cause the break up of NATO as electorates around Europe demanded the withdrawal of US troops from their soil lest the same be done to them in the future.  Finally, Russia's actions in Ukraine would be proven conclusively to have been defensive in nature.  The sanctions would collapse overnight and we would be seen as the sole guarantor of security in Europe all the way to Lisbon, immediately replacing the USA with all the influence, both political and economic, that would bring.
You could imagine Russia regards the above scenario as in our interest.

Are Russia's intelligence incompetent?

Now, in addition to believing the USA did everything I have described above, my trolls will also inform you that Russian intelligence services are the best in the world.  Given how many hostile intelligence plots we claim to thwart each year, this is a reasonable assumption.  So, clearly, we either have proof of this massive intelligence operation that's a mortal threat to Russia, or our spies are completely incompetent. An operation, let's not forget, which was done in breach of almost every international treaty ever signed and almost every aspect of international law imaginable and, let me repeat, a direct and mortal threat to the Russian State.

So why then, with our spies and signal intelligence guys having got the proof that would give us everything we dream of, do we not release that proof to unbiased scrutiny and destroy the USA? Why is the only proof of this massive operation a hacked phone call of Victoria Nyland saying "fuck the EU" that we won't even admit to recording?

Why do only the loonies believe it?

Why is it that the Kremlin seems to believe that it is in Russia's interests for the only people who believe the USA's direct involvement in the massive operation to make Euromaidan happen (with all of the above implications) to be a bunch of racists, holocaust deniers and other idiots who never met a mass murderer they didn't like?  Why do we only entrust this massive body of evidence gathered by Russian intelligence to those with no credibility outside their own circle of idiocy?

Or maybe, just maybe, the whole idea of it being a CIA plot is just a crock of shit that doesn't stand up to the slightest examination.

It's a tough choice.

VVP.

How Canada will join an Anti-US military alliance.

How Canada will join an Anti-US military alliance.


With the CIA fermenting revolutions all across the post-Soviet space, former Russian colonies desperate to host permanent US bases and the US building an Russophobic anti-missile shield in "Poland" and "Romania" your Prez often receives soundbite tweets that ask "so what would the US do if Canada suddenly joined an Anti-US military alliance?".  Indeed, august (and usefully idiotic) voices such as Professor Stephen Cohen often ask the same question to excuse my invasion of Ukraine.

However, for an analogy to acceptable it has to be plausible.  Thus, below, your Prez describes a scenario when in the next 25 or so years Canada decides out of genuine fear of US invasion to militarize what is currently the longest undefended border in the world and join a Russian led anti-US military alliance. You heard it here first.

How it will start


Historians will view the beginning of these events as the day Russia released to unbiased international scrutiny its proof of the CIA creation and execution of Euromaidan.  Previously the reserve of holocaust deniers and useful idiots for mass-murderers, following independent analysis by the world's free media of the colollosal amount of data Russia gathered it quickly becomes accepted that the US staged Euromaidan.  The US is then blamed for beginning a war in eastern Ukraine and held accountable for collaborating with baby killing nazis in its quest to break Russia.

The final straw comes when the events describing how the USA shot down MH17 in furtherance of its goal are widely accepted.

This leads European citizens, fearful of being slaughtered like Ukrainians were, to come out and protest in their millions demanding the US withdraw all its military forces from Europe.
The US breaks with its tradition of not militarily intervening in countries who elect leaders hostile to NATO, such as Greece in 2014 and France in 1968, of the UK left wing governments of the 1970s (Europeans compare this rightly to Russia's benign efforts in Czechoslovakia, Hungary and Poland during the cold war).  In a rash decision, the US military begins to flood european countries with masked, unmarked troops in US uniforms and with US military hardware.  In the face of overwhelming evidence, President Obama denies the men are US soldiers and insists that any US military personnel involved are on holiday.

Faced with no other choice to secure their freedom, countries from Estonia to Portugal turn to the only country who can help them defeat this hybrid invasion - Russia.  Convinced that Russia was acting defensively in Ukraine and trusting the Kremlin's promise to not use its military to later interfere in their domestic matters, millions of citizens across Europe greet Russian troops as liberators as the Americans are forced into a humiliating geo-political defeat.

As a result of this aggressive US military action in Europe, wide ranging sanctions are placed in the US economy, which rather than making the US stronger, leads Russia to become the world's new economic capital.  Meanwhile, having caused the US military to entirely leave continental Europe, the Russian army peacefully withdraws from the countries it liberated and returns to Russia, allowing those countries to freely elect governments sympathetic to Moscow.  Russia releases Gorbachev's previously secret notes that in fact do show NATO promised to never move east.  NATO thus breaks apart.

Keen to seize this new opportunity, the Russian leader acknowledges all Soviet deportations, mass murders and brutal suppressions of revolts as crimes against humanity.  The Kremlin's archives are open to historians from all over the world and the whitewashing of Soviet crimes in Russia ends.

Russia's economy diversifies, the rule of law is instituted and the country embarks on an economic boom unprecendented in history. Keen to earn the mighty Ruble, immigrants from all over Europe flock to Russia.

Meanwhile, Back in the USSA


Meanwhile, the USA, stinging from its geo-political humiliation elects first a drunkard who drives the now isolated economy to ruins and then an ex-CIA agent who uses a toxic bend of nationalism and topless horseback pictures taken at his ranch to reach the whitehouse.  He brings all media under state control and nationalises previously successful firms, leading the country to be dependent on its oil industry.

Canadians look on fearfully as dissenting voices in the USA are mysteriously either killed or driven to exile.  Keen to distract its citizens from a dollar with will now barely buy half of a mighty Ruble, the usually topless ex-CIA President orders a series of massive military exercises on their northern border.  This includes nuclear sabre rattling.  Canadians are rightly concerned Washington looks at their free society as a threat to its own journalist killing kleptocracy.  Washington institutes a policy that they will defend all American speakers, wherever they are.

The ex-CIA president, faced with having his own repressive government challenged by an economically superior and freer Canada to the north, turns to the old play book from 20 years before.  He ferments protests in Ottawa where Americans protest that their rights are being repressed.

Canada, naturally keen to trade with the world's most dynamic economy, looks to Russia more than its basket case southern neighbor whose currency is worthless.  Russia's sustained economic boom has left it with a transportation infrastructure that is second to none. Canadian/Russian trade thus booms.

Concerned by the endless nuclear sabre rattling from Washington, Canada agrees to host Russian anti ICBM shield on its territory.  Washington objects calling the defensive system a threat and rejects proposals either jointly man the system or to make it unnecessary by ending the threats of nuclear war.

Thus Canada turns to Moscow, now the leading economic power in the world, for security and joins an anti-US military alliance.

Feeling victimized and largely unaware of their role in starting a Europe wide war 25 years previously, US citizens support Washington's denied invasion of Canada believing that Americans in the un-recognized states of South Quebecsettia and TrandsOntario need protection.  They are content for several thousand American peacekeepers to remain there provided it keeps Canada from shifting into Moscow's orbit.


You see. Plausible and about to happen any day now.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Welcome!

Welcome to the New Blog.


The previous blog site was as reliable as a Russian assurance that our troops are not being sent somewhere.  The old articles are now here.

Darth.